Hitchhiker Phillup.

go ahead. explore.

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via gabriels-moose)

— 1 hour ago with 688580 notes

simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

(via gabriels-moose)

— 2 hours ago with 684169 notes

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via looseleaf-tea)

— 3 hours ago with 833365 notes

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

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THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

(via oodingthroughtime)

— 3 hours ago with 135683 notes

[…] he gave up being king of where the wild things are. But the wild things cried, “Oh please don’t go, we’ll eat you - we love you so!” And Max said, “No!”. The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, but Max stepped into his private boat and waved good-bye and sailed back over a year and in and out of weeks and through a day.

(Source: jackswhites, via localdrowners)

— 3 hours ago with 7760 notes

i just got off the phone to some rather inebriated friends of mine.

however, they managed to convince me to buy some laughing gas and book a train ticket to go see them

— 3 hours ago with 2 notes
#i have no will power